I'm in Italy right now, which explains the dearth of content on this blog.
The other reason for lack of content is entirely Jamie's fault.
Basically, he spent so much time on my dick before I left the country, that I didn't blog.
He also confessed to me he was 17 and that he had a boyfriend without me prompting, and then broke up with his boyfriend. So... um, sorry Jamie's ex-boyfriend.
Short version is I've been in Italy for a couple weeks and I don't come back to the States until January.
At which point, Jamie is planning on becoming my full time slave-boy. I guess I should tell him about this blog then.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Conclusions
I have recently come to two conclusions:
1) that some boys like to be used, even if it's against their will
2) the next time I get a boy like that in my bed, I'm going to use him relentlessly.
1) that some boys like to be used, even if it's against their will
2) the next time I get a boy like that in my bed, I'm going to use him relentlessly.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Advice to a Young Man
Within the past couple weeks, a 14 year old hit me up on Recon. Recon, for those of you who don't know, is gay bdsm hookup site. Obviously, they don't allow 14 year olds on it. He had a fake profile.
Now, you might be thinking "Hey Jack, isn't 17 the age of consent in New York State (where you live)? And if you, a 21 year old, fucked this kid, wouldn't you have committed rape?" And you'd be right. Which is why I didn't fuck this kid or meet up with him. But... he's 14, he's already getting laid, and he wants to be tied up. I can't ignore the little bastard. So, after sitting back and doing some thinking (by which I mean forgetting about the kid for about 10 days while I lived life and then only while lying in bed today, recovering from a nasty cold I came down with yesterday, did I realize I still hadn't emailed him), I composed the following email for him.
I think it's rather good advice overall, so enjoy:
Now, you might be thinking "Hey Jack, isn't 17 the age of consent in New York State (where you live)? And if you, a 21 year old, fucked this kid, wouldn't you have committed rape?" And you'd be right. Which is why I didn't fuck this kid or meet up with him. But... he's 14, he's already getting laid, and he wants to be tied up. I can't ignore the little bastard. So, after sitting back and doing some thinking (by which I mean forgetting about the kid for about 10 days while I lived life and then only while lying in bed today, recovering from a nasty cold I came down with yesterday, did I realize I still hadn't emailed him), I composed the following email for him.
I think it's rather good advice overall, so enjoy:
Monday, August 6, 2012
Sex and Lies
I don't write stories about my encounters too often anymore. There are many reasons for this; I'm lazy, I spend most of my taking making those encounters happen, my naming schema has long ago run out of pseudonyms for everyone I've been fucking, the encounters have become routine, etc.
This story is such an interwoven mess that I'd rather remember all of it, and since it's a good story, I'll share it with you, dear readers.
This story is such an interwoven mess that I'd rather remember all of it, and since it's a good story, I'll share it with you, dear readers.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Liam's Mistake, Part 12: The Art of Deduction
Here's another chapter for you, my dear reading masses of about 5 people. Read, share, and enjoy. Also, all rights reserved, but feel free to republish this anywhere, just link back here. General disclaimer as usual: this is all fantasy, do not do this at home, all references to reality are completely coincidental, yadda yadda yadda, I do not condone the kidnapping and rape of 15 year olds.
Thursday, June 28, 2012
The Art of Liam's Mistake part 4
Part 4 of the series of Damian's paintings. This is from Part 4 of Liam's Mistake, click after the jump to read the relevant passage.
Friday, June 22, 2012
The Art of Liam's Mistake, Part 3
More artwork from Damian.
Also, he got drunk last night and tried it again, but bluer.
Once again, the relevant passage is after the jump. This is from Chapter 2.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
The Art of Liam's Mistake, Part 2
Once again, Damian graces us with his absurdly hot artwork. As before, excerpt follows below.
Friday, June 8, 2012
The Art of Liam's Mistake, Part 1
A friend who goes by the handle "Damian" has agreed to provide some sketches of scenes in Liam's Mistake. Here's a scene from the first one. Personally, I think it's very hot.
Follow the jump to read the excerpt from Liam's Mistake used for this sketch.
Follow the jump to read the excerpt from Liam's Mistake used for this sketch.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
Big Cock Problems
I have a big cock. I've said that more than a few times on here.
Partially, it's bragging, but it's also true. I've slept with some 30 boys, and they've all had smaller cocks than me.
In the past, there's been some problems. Some bottoms refuse to take a cock my size, others try but just can't handle it.
And then there was this week. I've fucked four bottoms, each hot, each horny, each begging for me to fuck them harder.
And each of them, I ended up fucking so hard they bled.
That's not good. But I used plenty of lube, I fingered them first, I started out gentle. No idea how it happened once, let alone four times.
Partially, it's bragging, but it's also true. I've slept with some 30 boys, and they've all had smaller cocks than me.
In the past, there's been some problems. Some bottoms refuse to take a cock my size, others try but just can't handle it.
And then there was this week. I've fucked four bottoms, each hot, each horny, each begging for me to fuck them harder.
And each of them, I ended up fucking so hard they bled.
That's not good. But I used plenty of lube, I fingered them first, I started out gentle. No idea how it happened once, let alone four times.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Liam's Mistake, Part 11: The Art of Seduction
You thought I forgot about this, didn't you? Well, I hadn't. Part 11 of this story, special thanks to those who recently bothered me into finishing it. You're welcome.
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Graphs!
This is a graph:
Specifically, it is a graph of my sexual encounters per season since I started fucking around.
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| Shocking, right? |
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Rugby
Is mud, blood, sweat, and rain
Hard hits, cleats slipping in the grass and mud
Arms wrapped around my legs, bringing me down.
On my back, a cleat plants itself on my elbow, digging into the flesh
I'm back up, sweat and rain blinding me as I dive into a tackle
a sudden flash of pain above my right eye, someone's knee connected with my eyebrow
I stumble, holding my head, but I'm back in the thick of things
Hitting, rucking, tackling, running
He has a breakaway, but I'm on his heels
I dive.
My shoulder connects, the hit is good.
The world explodes into light and pain.
I'm on the ground, crumpled in the mud, holding the left side of my head
I taste blood, realize it's mine.
The world sways as I find my feet
It continues to rock back and forth as I stumble off the field
the medics swirl around me, ask me questions
I spit out a broken bit of tooth, and answer
"It's game day, Saturday, April 21st, 2012"
"I feel good, I'm not nauseous, just a bit dizzy"
My eyes follow the medic's finger, left, right, up, down
My airway's clear, my neck can turn in all the right ways
I'm alive.
Hard hits, cleats slipping in the grass and mud
Arms wrapped around my legs, bringing me down.
On my back, a cleat plants itself on my elbow, digging into the flesh
I'm back up, sweat and rain blinding me as I dive into a tackle
a sudden flash of pain above my right eye, someone's knee connected with my eyebrow
I stumble, holding my head, but I'm back in the thick of things
Hitting, rucking, tackling, running
He has a breakaway, but I'm on his heels
I dive.
My shoulder connects, the hit is good.
The world explodes into light and pain.
I'm on the ground, crumpled in the mud, holding the left side of my head
I taste blood, realize it's mine.
The world sways as I find my feet
It continues to rock back and forth as I stumble off the field
the medics swirl around me, ask me questions
I spit out a broken bit of tooth, and answer
"It's game day, Saturday, April 21st, 2012"
"I feel good, I'm not nauseous, just a bit dizzy"
My eyes follow the medic's finger, left, right, up, down
My airway's clear, my neck can turn in all the right ways
I'm alive.
Monday, April 2, 2012
Update on Liam
For those of you who were wondering, I haven't been working on Liam's Mistake in a long time. My bad.
But what most of you don't know is Liam is based on a real person. Much like the fictional character, he's an Asian boy 2 years younger than me. He's also very cute and loves being tied up. Sadly, he and I are in different cities these days, and we rarely get the chance to talk to each other.
So, it was with great surprise and pleasure last Friday when I got a message from him on skype:
"wanna meet boyfriend?"
I immediately replied
"You have a boyfriend now?
sure!
is he cute?"
"no
he's more hunky and hawt :3"
At that point we video called. He was over at his boyfriend's place, and the two of them were snuggled up together. It was adorable. Anyway, we had a good chat catching up.
The shocking thing was they haven't done anything kinky, which is crazy because Liam loves being tied up. So, I teased Liam a bit, telling some old stories as Liam buried his face in his hands and shook his head in embarrassment. Later, when Liam had left the room, I told his boyfriend exactly what Liam likes, and I saw that horny, predatory gaze come into his boyfriend's eyes. Which is good.
My guess is by next Friday Liam will have some fresh rope burns, which he badly needs.
But what most of you don't know is Liam is based on a real person. Much like the fictional character, he's an Asian boy 2 years younger than me. He's also very cute and loves being tied up. Sadly, he and I are in different cities these days, and we rarely get the chance to talk to each other.
So, it was with great surprise and pleasure last Friday when I got a message from him on skype:
"wanna meet boyfriend?"
I immediately replied
"You have a boyfriend now?
sure!
is he cute?"
"no
he's more hunky and hawt :3"
At that point we video called. He was over at his boyfriend's place, and the two of them were snuggled up together. It was adorable. Anyway, we had a good chat catching up.
The shocking thing was they haven't done anything kinky, which is crazy because Liam loves being tied up. So, I teased Liam a bit, telling some old stories as Liam buried his face in his hands and shook his head in embarrassment. Later, when Liam had left the room, I told his boyfriend exactly what Liam likes, and I saw that horny, predatory gaze come into his boyfriend's eyes. Which is good.
My guess is by next Friday Liam will have some fresh rope burns, which he badly needs.
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Father Abraham
I just got back from a rugby game followed by a rugby social. Rugby socials are a long-standing tradition where, after a game, the two opposing teams come together and drink heavily. Usually, rugby songs are sung.
During the social, somehow a drunken debate popped up over what makes something "gay." One camp held that an action was only gay if "balls touch," another argued it's not gay if you say something manly afterward, and a third held that it's not gay if you're not hard. The debate was left unresolved when rugby songs started up.
Rugby songs are filthy, obscene ditties that just about every rugby player knows. Some of the lyrics vary from team to team and some teams know some songs that another team doesn't, but in general if one team starts singing, the other team starts singing along.
Well, we had gotten through the usual songs of "I used to work in Chicago," "Days of the week," a few others that have slipped my mind, when the a player from the other team gets up on a chair and starts singing "Father Abraham." Now, I don't know "Father Abraham." Neither does anyone else on my team, but we followed along as best we could, clapping in time with the music, gesturing with our arms when prompted to. "To the right" and we all stuck our arms out to the right. "To the left," and again to the left. "To the right again," we did. "To the left again." "Shirts off!" and sure enough, we took our shirts off. "Pants off." Fewer followed along this time, but I and couple others on our team did, while their entire team did. "Boxers down." Two guys on my team, myself and a senior, followed suit. And their entire team dropped their undershorts.
Here we were, standing drunkenly naked in the middle of a room full of drunk, naked rugby players. And no one sported a hard on. They then mooned us all, allowing us a pleasant view of the tattoo on most of their asses, and then the clothes went back on. The best part was one of them shouted "none of us got hard, it's not gay!" To which Sam, the guy on our team who had been arguing that point the whole afternoon, shouted "YES!"
Good times.
During the social, somehow a drunken debate popped up over what makes something "gay." One camp held that an action was only gay if "balls touch," another argued it's not gay if you say something manly afterward, and a third held that it's not gay if you're not hard. The debate was left unresolved when rugby songs started up.
Rugby songs are filthy, obscene ditties that just about every rugby player knows. Some of the lyrics vary from team to team and some teams know some songs that another team doesn't, but in general if one team starts singing, the other team starts singing along.
Well, we had gotten through the usual songs of "I used to work in Chicago," "Days of the week," a few others that have slipped my mind, when the a player from the other team gets up on a chair and starts singing "Father Abraham." Now, I don't know "Father Abraham." Neither does anyone else on my team, but we followed along as best we could, clapping in time with the music, gesturing with our arms when prompted to. "To the right" and we all stuck our arms out to the right. "To the left," and again to the left. "To the right again," we did. "To the left again." "Shirts off!" and sure enough, we took our shirts off. "Pants off." Fewer followed along this time, but I and couple others on our team did, while their entire team did. "Boxers down." Two guys on my team, myself and a senior, followed suit. And their entire team dropped their undershorts.
Here we were, standing drunkenly naked in the middle of a room full of drunk, naked rugby players. And no one sported a hard on. They then mooned us all, allowing us a pleasant view of the tattoo on most of their asses, and then the clothes went back on. The best part was one of them shouted "none of us got hard, it's not gay!" To which Sam, the guy on our team who had been arguing that point the whole afternoon, shouted "YES!"
Good times.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Invictus
Tomorrow, Spring Break begins.
Earlier Today, I had two midterms.
And two weeks ago yesterday, my depression reached a terrifying low point.
Thankfully, my friends were there, are there, when I needed them to be and nothing bad happened. I got extensions or exemptions on the work I missed around there and my professor brought in his dog that Friday to keep me company. So, yeah, that sucked balls.
But I saw a psychologist, I've been referred to psychiatric health over at the med center, I've signed all of the paperwork releasing my information to them, and I have my first appointment on May 2nd. That's far off, but I'll be fine until then.
And when I do get help, I'll be open to medication. Anyway, that raps up that for now.
Onward to the far more interesting things we care about: my sex life.
Karla and I slept together. Oh wait, you thought I meant I fucked her? I didn't, we just literally slept together, as in we ate ice cream and watched a movie together in her bed and that slept together. We hang out, we share notes, we eat together, she knows I want her, and she says she thinks I'm cute. But she also says I'm like a brother to her and we can never, ever be romantically involved. And then she complains about how all guys treat her like an object.
I would like to point this is not the first girl to treat me like this. Somehow, all of the girls who I find intellectually, physically, emotionally attractive see me as a close friend, a confidant, a brother, but never as a sex object. Which is really, really weird because most of the gay guys I know want my cock. It's a strange dichotomy.
Speaking of gay guys, Max wants to know why I'm not sleeping with him anymore. The reason is I'm lazy. He's decently far away, I've had him a dozen times, he's not that cute, we don't do anything kinky. Sex with him has lost a great deal of its appeal.
Ralphie and I are probably never going to see each other again. How tragic. He's coming back home tomorrow for Spring Break, I'm leaving tomorrow. Unless we run into each other in the late afternoon, we're not going to see each other. And after this spring break, he's not coming home again. He's graduating, moving even further away, and going straight into grad school for architecture. So, I won't get his delightful ass again in the foreseeable future.
Joe has contacted me again. We're going to grab dinner together in a couple weeks, he's going to tie me up in a motel room and we'll see what goes on from there.
But tomorrow, I leave for a cross country trek that will take me to the west coast and back over the course of 9 days, and that'll be good.
Earlier Today, I had two midterms.
And two weeks ago yesterday, my depression reached a terrifying low point.
Thankfully, my friends were there, are there, when I needed them to be and nothing bad happened. I got extensions or exemptions on the work I missed around there and my professor brought in his dog that Friday to keep me company. So, yeah, that sucked balls.
But I saw a psychologist, I've been referred to psychiatric health over at the med center, I've signed all of the paperwork releasing my information to them, and I have my first appointment on May 2nd. That's far off, but I'll be fine until then.
And when I do get help, I'll be open to medication. Anyway, that raps up that for now.
Onward to the far more interesting things we care about: my sex life.
Karla and I slept together. Oh wait, you thought I meant I fucked her? I didn't, we just literally slept together, as in we ate ice cream and watched a movie together in her bed and that slept together. We hang out, we share notes, we eat together, she knows I want her, and she says she thinks I'm cute. But she also says I'm like a brother to her and we can never, ever be romantically involved. And then she complains about how all guys treat her like an object.
I would like to point this is not the first girl to treat me like this. Somehow, all of the girls who I find intellectually, physically, emotionally attractive see me as a close friend, a confidant, a brother, but never as a sex object. Which is really, really weird because most of the gay guys I know want my cock. It's a strange dichotomy.
Speaking of gay guys, Max wants to know why I'm not sleeping with him anymore. The reason is I'm lazy. He's decently far away, I've had him a dozen times, he's not that cute, we don't do anything kinky. Sex with him has lost a great deal of its appeal.
Ralphie and I are probably never going to see each other again. How tragic. He's coming back home tomorrow for Spring Break, I'm leaving tomorrow. Unless we run into each other in the late afternoon, we're not going to see each other. And after this spring break, he's not coming home again. He's graduating, moving even further away, and going straight into grad school for architecture. So, I won't get his delightful ass again in the foreseeable future.
Joe has contacted me again. We're going to grab dinner together in a couple weeks, he's going to tie me up in a motel room and we'll see what goes on from there.
But tomorrow, I leave for a cross country trek that will take me to the west coast and back over the course of 9 days, and that'll be good.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Valentine's Day Recap
I had a lunch date with Laura on Tuesday. It just so happened to be Valentine's Day.
It... was polite. Which isn't how dates should go.
They should start polite, that's true. They should contain an opening exchange of pleasantries, then a witty exchange should be made, some chuckles should be had, and then the two people should be talking like old friends.
Our witty exchange never happened. Instead the polite pleasantries continued throughout lunch, with an interminable conversation about classes, study abroad, sports, siblings, nothing actually substantial.
We said we should "do this again sometime." I doubt we ever will. Back to chasing Karla then.
It... was polite. Which isn't how dates should go.
They should start polite, that's true. They should contain an opening exchange of pleasantries, then a witty exchange should be made, some chuckles should be had, and then the two people should be talking like old friends.
Our witty exchange never happened. Instead the polite pleasantries continued throughout lunch, with an interminable conversation about classes, study abroad, sports, siblings, nothing actually substantial.
We said we should "do this again sometime." I doubt we ever will. Back to chasing Karla then.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Saturday is a good day
My face is bruised. There's a massive welt underneath my right eye. Blood is crusted and dried underneath my nostril and on my lip. My legs ache. My arms ache. My whole body aches. And I couldn't be happier.
A few weeks, I asked my rugby team captain what we planned on doing about an annual tournament we go to every winter. He told me we weren't going this year. If I wanted to go, I could organize it myself, foot the bill myself, and have fun, but neither he nor the club would have any part of it.
So, I did. I bullied a small group of my teammates into going, footed the bill, and when, at 7:15 this morning when we were still missing two teammates, I dragged them both out of bed and put them in the car.
We drove about an hour to the tournament, and we started strong despite being absurdly outnumbered without subs. After absolutely crushing our first opponent, we did what all champions do: made a taco run.
We returned an hour later to find that we were about to play our second game. And that our third and fourth games were scheduled for immediately after our second game. The result was a hilarious shit show of heaving tacos and running non-stop without subs for three games straight. We had our asses handed to us. It was glorious.
On the way back to our university, the boys in my car packed a bowl and we passed it around while debating politics. Good times.
A few weeks, I asked my rugby team captain what we planned on doing about an annual tournament we go to every winter. He told me we weren't going this year. If I wanted to go, I could organize it myself, foot the bill myself, and have fun, but neither he nor the club would have any part of it.
So, I did. I bullied a small group of my teammates into going, footed the bill, and when, at 7:15 this morning when we were still missing two teammates, I dragged them both out of bed and put them in the car.
We drove about an hour to the tournament, and we started strong despite being absurdly outnumbered without subs. After absolutely crushing our first opponent, we did what all champions do: made a taco run.
We returned an hour later to find that we were about to play our second game. And that our third and fourth games were scheduled for immediately after our second game. The result was a hilarious shit show of heaving tacos and running non-stop without subs for three games straight. We had our asses handed to us. It was glorious.
On the way back to our university, the boys in my car packed a bowl and we passed it around while debating politics. Good times.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
And Life Moves On
Karla and I went to see Star Wars in 3d together Friday afternoon. And as we watched the movie, she told me she has no sexual interest in me whatsoever.
Max texted me, asking if I've been avoiding him because of the last time we were together. I told him honestly that I had been avoiding him because of my work load, because he lives far enough away that it's a pain in the ass to walk over to his place, especially in the cold, and that I don't find him as attractive as I have before (he changed his hair and grew a beard, it looks awful on him. Like, really, really bad.) All shallow reasons, of course, but everything I've done with Max has been shallow. He's been a simple hedonistic satisfaction, as I was for him. I thought we were clear on that.
I found out that the host/owner/blogger of one of the porn tumblrs that I follow is in the same city as me. We began talking, found out he lived very close. Talked some more, exchanged some pics, and then he told me he was 16 year old at the high school close to my university. Uh oh. I'll still talk to him a bit, but ... wow. I have no intention of committing statutory rape.
Ralphie messaged me Friday night. As usual, transcript in full.
Ralphie: (7:10:23 PM) so i got tested today. negative (i don't see why it would be positive anyway)
Ralphie: (7:10:23 PM) hooray for life
Ralphie signed off at 7:42 PM.
Ralphie is offline
Me: (8:51:07 PM) huzzah!
Ralphie is offline
Ralphie: (11:04:30 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:32 AM] yeah thanks. i'm such a negative person.
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:33 AM] in other news i finally got a dildo set
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:33 AM] finally
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:33 AM] much overdo in my opinion
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:34 AM] 5in, 6.5in, and 8in.
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:34 AM] so, go me. soon i'll be able to take it like a pro.
Me: (11:05:18 AM) you have a terrible tendency of messaging me while I"m offline.
Me: (11:05:24 AM) but fantastic.
Me: (11:05:49 AM) this is because you've been missing my cock so much, isn't it?
Ralphie signed on at 11:33 PM.
Ralphie: (11:33:38 PM) yeah pretty much
Me: (11:33:51 PM) how odd.
Me: (11:33:59 PM) literally, just this second
Me: (11:34:07 PM) I was thinking "I should call Ralphie"
Me: (11:34:20 PM) the moment I thought that, you messaged me.
Me: (11:34:29 PM) and people say there's no basis for telepathy
Ralphie: (11:34:31 PM) oh my it is fate obviously
Ralphie: (11:34:53 PM) definitely no coincidence
Me: (11:35:08 PM) definitely not. how are you this evening?
Ralphie: (11:35:27 PM) tired.
Ralphie: (11:35:29 PM) it's friday
Ralphie: (11:35:31 PM) so i'm tired
Ralphie: (11:35:32 PM) you?
Me: (11:35:54 PM) same, exhausted.
Me: (11:36:01 PM) I'm sitting downstairs in my chair.
Me: (11:36:08 PM) but I may go upstairs and lie in my bed.
Ralphie: (11:36:51 PM) you have a special chair?
Me: (11:37:14 PM) I have a chair I prefer.
Me: (11:37:27 PM) it is a large blue armchair.
Me: (11:37:34 PM) it reclines.
Me: (11:37:38 PM) it's well padded
Ralphie: (11:37:42 PM) that's such an old man thing to have
Me: (11:37:43 PM) it's a good chair
Me: (11:38:05 PM) well, I am ancient and decrepit
Me: (11:38:33 PM) it's the one downside of being immortal - you're always old.
Ralphie: (11:39:24 PM) even when you're 20?
Me: (11:40:03 PM) especially when I'm 20.
Me: (11:40:19 PM) when I'm 20, my body matches my age.
Ralphie: (11:40:21 PM) oldie-hawn
Me: (11:40:34 PM) soooo
Me: (11:40:46 PM) how goes the dildo experiment?
Ralphie: (11:42:16 PM) it's going
Me: (11:42:48 PM) fantastic.
Me: (11:42:56 PM) need any help?
Ralphie: (11:43:10 PM) no i think the point of this is it's a one-person thing
Me: (11:43:34 PM) I'm sure we could find a way to make it two-person.
Ralphie: (11:43:51 PM) you just want to tease me
Me: (11:44:22 PM) mostly, yes.
Ralphie: (11:44:37 PM) fair enough
Me: (11:44:38 PM) I want to play with your body until you're mewling, begging for my cock.
Ralphie: (11:45:05 PM) that's the point of these things
Me: (11:45:18 PM) when you have that desperate, horny, hungry look for me... that's when life is at its best.
Me: (11:46:01 PM) there's something about the human psyche that desperately desires to be desired.
Me: (11:46:11 PM) and very few things in life satisfy that itch.
Ralphie: (11:46:20 PM) you like it even more than the actual fucking part?
Me: (11:46:46 PM) yes.
Me: (11:47:02 PM) the context of the fucking is more important than the fucking itself.
Ralphie: (11:47:07 PM) why even fuck, then? why not just dildo and tease?
Me: (11:47:58 PM) because it's at its hottest when my dick is in your ass and you're begging for me to fuck you harder
Me: (11:48:26 PM) that's the context that matters so much.
Ralphie: (11:48:41 PM) hmmm
Ralphie: (11:48:43 PM) alright
Ralphie: (11:48:47 PM) gotcha
Me: (11:48:48 PM) the physical sensation itself isn't that critical.
Me: (11:49:11 PM) if it was, jacking off would be my ideal way of getting off, since my hand is far more nimble and limber than any anus.
Ralphie: (11:49:34 PM) hmmm
Ralphie: (11:49:37 PM) true
Ralphie: (11:50:09 PM) this dildo i've got in me certainly doesn't make up for a cock
Me: (11:50:21 PM) oh? it's in you now?
Ralphie signed off at 11:50 PM.
Ralphie is offline
Ralphie: (11:50:30 PM) yeah just the small one
Me: (11:50:44 PM) that is arousing.
Me: (11:50:54 PM) I was going to say "that's hot"
Me: (11:51:06 PM) but I have no intention of sounding like a valley girl.
Me: (11:51:11 PM) I do have some standards.
Ralphie: (11:51:25 PM) thank you for the consideration
Me: (11:52:03 PM) I do best to be courteous.
Me: (11:52:06 PM) *my best
Me: (11:52:30 PM) the context is one of the reasons I so strongly prefer you.
Me: (11:52:58 PM) there are others who I've fucked who can take my cock better, but none who seem to so desperately want it.
Ralphie: (11:54:18 PM) doubt it. it's such a magnificent cock
Me: (11:54:43 PM) well, yes.
Me: (11:54:54 PM) but you offer it the proper homage.
Ralphie: (11:55:23 PM) i try my best
Ralphie: (11:55:31 PM) i deserves it
Me: (11:56:28 PM) indeed.
Ralphie: (11:56:54 PM) any action for it lately?
Me: (11:57:12 PM) an old fuck buddy a couple weeks ago.
Me: (11:57:37 PM) he wants it, but i've grown to want him less and less.
Me: (11:58:00 PM) there's a 16 year old boy at <local high school> who wants it bad.
Ralphie: (11:58:11 PM) uh oh
Me: (11:58:19 PM) but as that would be statutory rape, I'm disinclined to give it to him
Ralphie: (11:58:25 PM) yeahhh
Ralphie: (11:58:31 PM) try to avoid those felonies
Me: (11:58:41 PM) my thoughts exactly.
Me: (11:59:10 PM) in my defense, when I started talking to him, I was unaware he was 16.
Me: (11:59:37 PM) but, that is not legal defense.
Ralphie: (11:59:38 PM) ohh
Ralphie: (11:59:39 PM) alright
Ralphie: (11:59:51 PM) it's a reasonable defense. at least he told you
Me: (12:00:23 AM) right, well, I wouldn't have done anything with him if he hadn't told me his age.
Me: (12:00:39 AM) I'm careful about such things as age and std status and sanity
Ralphie: (12:01:39 AM) all of those are very important
Me: (12:01:51 AM) indeed.
Me: (12:02:11 AM) I'm weirdly disinclined to pursue boys at school though.
Me: (12:02:29 AM) even though it would make the most sense to do so.
Me: (12:03:13 AM) how about yourself?
Me: (12:03:18 AM) any action lately?
Ralphie: (12:03:41 AM) which school? like, high school, or college?
Me: (12:03:48 AM) college
Ralphie: (12:03:53 AM) hmmm
Ralphie: (12:03:55 AM) why no luck?
Me: (12:04:09 AM) it's not so much no luck as I'm not even looking.
Ralphie: (12:04:18 AM) why no looking?
Me: (12:04:36 AM) most of the gay guys I know on campus I'm not interested in.
Me: (12:04:44 AM) the ones who are hot are drama queens.
Me: (12:05:05 AM) and I have no interest in complicating friend circles just for the sake of hookups.
Me: (12:05:41 AM) there is a girl - a close friend of mine - who I do have a strong sexual interest in on campus.
Ralphie: (12:06:01 AM) ewww
Me: (12:06:01 AM) but she has made it very clear that she sees me as a brother more than anything else.
Ralphie: (12:06:03 AM) ewewewewwww
Me: (12:08:35 AM) anyway though
Me: (12:08:54 AM) I've had very few romantic interests in the past few years.
Me: (12:09:16 AM) if you were here, I would spend a fair bit of time pursuing you.
Ralphie: (12:09:37 AM) but I am in Ohio
Ralphie: (12:09:41 AM) you see
Me: (12:09:55 AM) I am well aware.
Me: (12:10:03 AM) much to my dismay and frustration
Ralphie: (12:10:43 AM) oh well you'll find someone
Ralphie: (12:10:50 AM) life happens
Me: (12:11:03 AM) indeed. I'm not concerned
Me: (12:11:13 AM) I have endless aeons ahead of me.
Ralphie: (12:12:02 AM) that's the spirit
Ralphie: (12:12:25 AM) you'll find yourself a guy who gives your cock the adoration and respect it deserves
Me: (12:13:16 AM) or a girl. but yes, I will in time
Ralphie: (12:13:51 AM) being your slave would be fun
Ralphie: (12:13:54 AM) advertise it
Me: (12:14:42 AM) on recon? surprisingly few guys are age on there.
Me: (12:15:23 AM) a4a isn't really that kinky themed. and besides, if on my a4a profile I had written I was looking for a slave, would you have replied?
Me: (12:15:45 AM) a moot point either way, I have deleted both of those accounts.
Ralphie: (12:16:06 AM) bilboards!
Me: (12:16:31 AM) YES
Me: (12:16:43 AM) with just my cock and nothing else on it
Me: (12:16:50 AM) except text saying "bow to your master"
Ralphie: (12:17:50 AM) if that doesn't work, nothing will
Me: (12:18:25 AM) exactly.
Ralphie: (12:19:03 AM) and slavery doesn't have to be all chains and bondage anyway
Ralphie: (12:19:10 AM) it's more about mentality
Ralphie: (12:19:20 AM) raise awareness about that issue
Me: (12:19:51 AM) very true.
Me: (12:20:12 AM) but the mentality of it is something that's hard to bring up in a vanilla sort of way
Me: (12:20:44 AM) "so, you know how much you like my cock? well, I'd like you to really like it. Just absolutely adore it."
Ralphie: (12:21:00 AM) you can't ask them to do it they have to want to do it
Me: (12:21:56 AM) but often they don't know they want to do it.
Ralphie: (12:22:45 AM) it's something inherent
Me: (12:23:20 AM) it is. inherent, but often unconcious
Ralphie: (12:23:30 AM) i guess so
Ralphie: (12:23:34 AM) i know i like it
Ralphie: (12:23:38 AM) i'm not sure if i knew i liked it
Me: (12:24:03 AM) I don't think you knew how much you liked it
Ralphie: (12:24:21 AM) that's it
Ralphie: (12:25:21 AM) fantasies often involve it
Me: (12:25:45 AM) my cock? or you worshipping my cock?
Ralphie: (12:26:15 AM) well if i'm worshipping your cock, typically your cock is there
Me: (12:26:51 AM) well, you are part catholic...
Me: (12:27:06 AM) it could be worshipped in the whole ephemeral, holy ghost sort of way
Me: (12:27:27 AM) worshipping the idea of it more than the actual cock itself
Ralphie: (12:29:12 AM) yeah but your cock isn't fake like religion
Me: (12:29:46 AM) religion is very real, sadly. it's what they worship that isn't.
Ralphie: (12:29:52 AM) w/e
Me: (12:30:20 AM) as compared to the religion of worshipping my cock, which isn't real, even though my cock is.
Ralphie: (12:30:51 AM) W/E
Me: (12:31:33 AM) I like how 90% of our conversations end up being about my cock.
Ralphie: (12:32:49 AM) it's relevant
Me: (12:33:08 AM) it is. it's the biggest thing between us
Me: (12:33:18 AM) ba-duh tish
Ralphie: (12:33:42 AM) thanks.
Me: (12:34:02 AM) I thought it was clever.
Me: (12:34:11 AM) so, what I should see while I'm in europe?
Ralphie: (12:34:32 AM) idk they have sex dungeons there right?
Me: (12:34:45 AM) so I'm told, yes.
Me: (12:35:08 AM) I was going more for the "what fantastic pieces of architecture should I see?'
Me: (12:35:37 AM) I'm thinking about finding an excuse to swing by Barcelona and see the Sagrada Familia, or whatever it's called
Ralphie: (12:35:58 AM) depends on what architecture
Ralphie: (12:36:00 AM) paris, duh
Ralphie: (12:36:05 AM) my favorite is in london
Ralphie: (12:36:22 AM) and rotterdam
Ralphie: (12:36:24 AM) the hague
Ralphie: (12:36:39 AM) the netherlands is at the cutting edge of architecture
Ralphie: (12:36:49 AM) only chicago matches them
Ralphie: (12:37:06 AM) chicago is only there because of the sheer number of architects in chicago
Me: (12:37:06 AM) I'll be in Chicago over spring break
Ralphie: (12:37:15 AM) chicago's built stuff is amazing too
Ralphie: (12:37:30 AM) but everything in the world which is relevant was designed in chicago
Me: (12:39:04 AM) any particular buildings in chicago worth seeing?
Ralphie: (12:39:58 AM) john hancock is the best thing ever
Ralphie: (12:40:00 AM) i want to marry it
Ralphie: (12:40:04 AM) love the 'cock
Me: (12:40:32 AM) well, I think we already knew that
Ralphie: (12:41:14 AM) ha
Ralphie: (12:41:25 AM) it's just so awesome
Me: (12:41:44 AM) I'm looking at it on wikipedia.
Me: (12:41:55 AM) I'm... not terribly impressed.
Ralphie: (12:42:08 AM) but but but
Ralphie: (12:42:10 AM) it's so
Me: (12:42:12 AM) it looks like a giant monolith of black steel
Ralphie: (12:42:15 AM) perfect in proportion
Ralphie: (12:42:20 AM) but look at the date
Ralphie: (12:42:29 AM) that's so important
Me: (12:42:36 AM) 1968
Me: (12:42:38 AM) yes
Ralphie: (12:42:40 AM) exactly
Ralphie: (12:42:48 AM) it stood out so much
Ralphie: (12:42:58 AM) all the other ones were ornate or had so much decoration
Ralphie: (12:43:03 AM) this one had the exposed trusses
Ralphie: (12:43:06 AM) oh man
Me: (12:43:19 AM) ... what about the USX tower?
Ralphie: (12:43:29 AM) wrong proportions
Ralphie: (12:43:36 AM) visually uninteresting
Ralphie: (12:43:43 AM) small windows, too
Me: (12:44:20 AM) okay, see I struggle to notice the differences between the 'cock and the USX
Ralphie: (12:45:05 AM) USX was an advertisement
Ralphie: (12:45:14 AM) "see? our steel is okay when it rusts"
Ralphie: (12:45:26 AM) but most the proportion is something one doesn't notice
Ralphie: (12:45:31 AM) but it turns you off
Me: (12:46:40 AM) I see.
Ralphie: (12:46:44 AM) well if that's no doing anything then aqua is cool
Ralphie: (12:46:49 AM) everyone loves aqua
Me: (12:46:57 AM) aqua?
Ralphie: (12:47:16 AM) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_(skyscraper)
Me: (12:47:17 AM) oh that
Me: (12:47:21 AM) I've see it.
Ralphie: (12:47:25 AM) it's cool
Ralphie: (12:47:35 AM) but i still love hancock
Me: (12:47:42 AM) I like PPG
Ralphie: (12:47:48 AM) duh
Ralphie: (12:47:50 AM) it's amazing
Me: (12:50:02 AM) I want a castle with the bottom half stone
Me: (12:50:06 AM) and the top half glass
Me: (12:50:17 AM) like PPG glass.
Me: (12:50:53 AM) and I want the outside to be neo-gothic, but the inside to be filled with programmable matter
Me: (12:51:10 AM) that constantly changes it's structure and the objects inside it.
Ralphie: (12:51:20 AM) hmmm
Me: (12:51:21 AM) then I want to live in it and go stark raving mad
Ralphie: (12:51:23 AM) buy ppg place
Ralphie: (12:51:29 AM) then invent the inside stuff
Me: (12:52:01 AM) already worked on inventing the inside stuff
Me: (12:52:04 AM) back in high school
Me: (12:52:07 AM) didn't get far
Ralphie: (12:52:25 AM) well then just get a bunch of ipads
Ralphie: (12:52:27 AM) close enough
Ralphie: (12:52:34 AM) hi-tech sex dungeon
Me: (12:54:11 AM) it doubles as that.
Ralphie: (12:55:12 AM) good.
Ralphie: (12:55:33 AM) i'd need a place to visit
Me: (12:56:09 AM) a high tech sex dungeon to visit?
Me: (12:56:34 AM) or disturbingly innovative architectural masterpiece to visit?
Ralphie: (1:00:12 AM) yeah sure that's it
Me: (1:00:34 AM) I knew it. I must be a genius
Ralphie: (1:01:48 AM) also might be the dildo in me w/e
Me: (1:02:25 AM) you a tad horny mayhaps?
Ralphie: (1:02:29 AM) slightly
Me: (1:02:36 AM) well, right now, I'm naked in bed.
Ralphie: (1:02:51 AM) helping.
Me: (1:03:30 AM) it wouldn't take much at this point to get me hard
Ralphie: (1:04:36 AM) what about a slave?
Me: (1:05:14 AM) that would do it
Me: (1:05:21 AM) a slave in my bed would be even better
Me: (1:05:37 AM) but, I'd settle for you on skype
Ralphie: (1:06:01 AM) i no has camera!
Ralphie: (1:06:04 AM) you remember that gosh
Ralphie: (1:06:11 AM) from when i watched you shower
Me: (1:06:42 AM) I thought you might have gotten a new one by now.
Ralphie: (1:06:58 AM) nope. i'm not putting a dime into this computer
Ralphie: (1:07:04 AM) i'm buying a new one around graduation
Me: (1:07:43 AM) fantastic.
Me: (1:07:54 AM) well, I'm hard now though.
Me: (1:08:04 AM) so tell me, mr Ralphie
Me: (1:08:17 AM) what circumstances led you to having a dildo in your ass tonight
Ralphie: (1:08:49 AM) i was frustrated with my lack of taking your cock
Me: (1:09:14 AM) go
Me: (1:09:16 AM) on
Ralphie: (1:09:43 AM) i'd like to actually be able to take a cock like i can in my fantasies
Me: (1:10:38 AM) I meant more of the sort "well, I got home and was horny tonight, so I stripped off my clothes and plowed my ass doggy style while talking to you:
Me: (1:10:39 AM) "
Ralphie: (1:11:12 AM) ha
Ralphie: (1:11:17 AM) i'm sitting down
Ralphie: (1:11:24 AM) i just sat on it
Ralphie: (1:11:43 AM) i've been used to it for a while now i think i'll move up to the bigger one
Me: (1:12:00 AM) wooo!
Me: (1:12:22 AM) the middle one now?
Ralphie: (1:14:25 AM) yep now
Ralphie: (1:14:32 AM) taking a bit to get used to
Ralphie: (1:14:47 AM) but it's all in
Me: (1:15:08 AM) I'm hard as a rock now
Ralphie: (1:15:38 AM) careful these aren't as thick as your cock
Me: (1:19:43 AM) few are.
Me: (1:19:50 AM) even the biggest? how does it compare?
Ralphie: (1:20:25 AM) it's 8 inches, but not as thick
Me: (1:21:33 AM) well, it's a good start.
Me: (1:21:46 AM) once you're able to take it well, you'll be fine with me
Me: (1:22:34 AM) I could fuck your face while plowing your ass with the dildo to loosen you up
Ralphie: (1:23:04 AM) well that's just standard procedure
Me: (1:26:05 AM) it's goddamn impossible to type while jacking off
Ralphie: (1:26:50 AM) ha
Ralphie: (1:27:00 AM) well the stop jacking, jack
Ralphie: (1:27:02 AM) gosh
Me: (1:27:20 AM) I did. I came and then I typed that
Ralphie: (1:27:30 AM) oh okay then
Me: (1:27:49 AM) it's dripping down my chest and stomach now
Ralphie: (1:28:28 AM) i still have to get off at some point i suppose
Me: (1:28:43 AM) probably
Me: (1:28:49 AM) and I have to sleep at some point
Me: (1:29:11 AM) I suggest coming while the dildo is in your ass
Me: (1:29:20 AM) alternatively, I suggest not jacking off at all
Me: (1:29:33 AM) and to keep fucking your ass with the dildo
Me: (1:29:42 AM) until you cum from prostate stimulation alone.
Ralphie: (1:31:13 AM) hmmm
Ralphie: (1:31:21 AM) well the dildo will obviously be in there
Ralphie: (1:31:22 AM) duhhhh
Me: (1:33:48 AM) obviously of course.
Me: (1:34:33 AM) do you know there's an entire fetish based around the idea of the bottom not being allowed to cum from penile stimulation?
Me: (1:34:40 AM) it's a sub-genre of the whole master/slave thing
Me: (1:35:26 AM) the idea is the slave exists for the master's pleasure (or whatever equally likely rationalization) and so should only cum from being fucked by the master.
Me: (1:35:52 AM) so, in this sub genre, slaves aren't allowed to jack off or sometimes even touch their dicks
Me: (1:36:02 AM) they even sell chastity devices.
Ralphie: (1:36:15 AM) didn't we discuss this at some point?
Ralphie: (1:36:18 AM) i love the idea of it
Ralphie: (1:36:23 AM) just not the chastity device though
Me: (1:36:27 AM) we probably did.
Ralphie: (1:36:32 AM) it sounds hot
Me: (1:36:37 AM) it does sound hot.
Me: (1:36:54 AM) imagine how wonderfully horny and submissive you would be after not jacking off for a few days
Ralphie: (1:37:32 AM) if you were feeling nice you'd perhaps reach around a bit
Me: (1:38:05 AM) just enough to keep you on edge
Me: (1:38:10 AM) not enough to let you cum
Ralphie: (1:38:37 AM)
Ralphie: (1:39:15 AM) i'd consider myself lucky for being edged
Me: (1:40:05 AM) as you should
Me: (1:40:21 AM) there was a great erotic story I read when I was a teenager
Me: (1:40:32 AM) I don't know if I told you about this before
Me: (1:40:52 AM) but it just absolutely captured how a master/slave relationship should work
Ralphie: (1:42:25 AM) care to share?
Me: (1:43:47 AM) I must warn you
Me: (1:43:54 AM) it is 1) a fanfic
Me: (1:43:59 AM) and 2) plot heavy
Me: (1:44:04 AM) but it's also really hot.
Me: (1:44:08 AM) here it is: http://1x2x1.org/fiction/akuma/enslaving_heero01.htm
Me: (1:44:23 AM) I'm going to go to sleep now. enjoy reading this. it's long.
Ralphie: (1:44:38 AM) oh alright jack
Ralphie: (1:44:49 AM) sigh
Me: (1:44:52 AM) as always, it's a pleasure talking to you
Me: (1:44:54 AM) why sigh?
Me: (1:45:06 AM) sigh - gurl look at that body
Ralphie: (1:45:56 AM) i think doing the master/slave thing for a weekend would be hot
Me: (1:46:15 AM) it totally would
Me: (1:46:22 AM) come over one weekend. we'll do it.
Ralphie: (1:46:28 AM) THAT'S THE PROBLEM
Me: (1:46:43 AM) how's that a problem?
Ralphie: (1:47:04 AM) i have no time for it
Me: (1:47:29 AM) eh.
Me: (1:47:47 AM) sometime in the next three monts
Me: (1:47:55 AM) you'll have two days free
Ralphie: (1:48:26 AM) you could fuck me whenever you wanted. use me however you wanted.
Ralphie: (1:48:31 AM) sounds hot
Me: (1:49:19 AM) It would be pretty much two days of me fucking you nonstop
Ralphie: (1:49:51 AM) maybe you'd let me cum at some point
Me: (1:50:46 AM) maybbbbbeeee
Me: (1:50:51 AM) if you were really really good
Me: (1:50:55 AM) and had earned it
Ralphie: (1:51:05 AM) how would i earn it?
Me: (1:52:03 AM) by pleasing me. by doing what I want when I want it
Me: (1:52:07 AM) by being a good slave
Me: (1:52:10 AM) read the story.
Ralphie: (1:52:29 AM) hmmm alright. anything specific i should take from it?
Me: (1:53:18 AM) no.
Me: (1:53:28 AM) you'll find it hot.
Me: (1:53:43 AM) and it has all the subtlety of a punch to the face
Ralphie: (1:54:01 AM) okay good i was reading it and wondering when the sex will start
Me: (1:54:35 AM) page 2
Ralphie: (1:54:42 AM) good.
Ralphie: (1:54:58 AM) it'll be more (sigh) imaginary practice
Me: (1:55:14 AM) true.
Me: (1:55:20 AM) but hot practice nonetheless
Me: (1:55:58 AM) but seriously. sleep.
Me: (1:56:01 AM) I need it.
Me: (1:56:05 AM) good night.
Ralphie: (1:56:16 AM) alright good night jack sir
Me: (1:56:33 AM) sleep well ralphie boy
Me: (1:56:36 AM) and dream of my cock
Ralphie is offline
Ralphie: (4:35:57 PM)[Offline IM sent on 02/11/12 at 02:17 AM] oh damn i am so going to sleep with a buttplug in me which you could take out ay anytime then i'd be ready to be fucked any time.
The story that is referenced there is Enslaving Heero. Reading it, you may notice some stylistic similarities between it and Liam's Mistake. That's not a coincidence, I consider it to be among the better, if not the best, erotic master/slave story I've ever read, and have thus intentionally imitated it on occasion.
On Saturday, I went to a party at a Professor's house. Karla went with me (she and I work in the same lab, and the PI of that lab was the professor hosting the party). After 4 hours of Smash Bros and Trivial Pursuit, we took what pizza and soda remained and left.
Later that evening, I took the pizza with me to the party at the rugby house. It was a mixer, so there were plenty of fine young women there. Specifically, one named Laura (not her real name, of course), I spent the entire evening talking to. She gave me her number, we texted a bit on Sunday. I have a lunch date with her on Tuesday.
One of my roommates pointed out that if I start sleeping with Laura, it might make Karla jealous and then Karla might try to sleep with me, at which point I could get away with fucking them both. I countered that could easily destroy my relationship with both fine young ladies. My roommate countered that as they are both Seniors and I leave for Europe anyway next semester, there is no consequence at all to my destroying my relationships with either or both of them since I will never see them again.
My roommate is a Machiavellian psychopath, but he has a point. Still, if I just wanted sex, I could call Max and he'd be over in a heartbeat. I want... I don't know what I want. But I don't want just sex. I want someone to talk with, hang out with, wake up next to... I want a relationship. It's been three years since I dated someone. I would date Ralphie if he was here. He's not. I would date Karla if she was interested. She's not. Laura seems interested. She's here. She's funny, interesting, and cute (or seems to be so far). I'll give it a shot.
Max texted me, asking if I've been avoiding him because of the last time we were together. I told him honestly that I had been avoiding him because of my work load, because he lives far enough away that it's a pain in the ass to walk over to his place, especially in the cold, and that I don't find him as attractive as I have before (he changed his hair and grew a beard, it looks awful on him. Like, really, really bad.) All shallow reasons, of course, but everything I've done with Max has been shallow. He's been a simple hedonistic satisfaction, as I was for him. I thought we were clear on that.
I found out that the host/owner/blogger of one of the porn tumblrs that I follow is in the same city as me. We began talking, found out he lived very close. Talked some more, exchanged some pics, and then he told me he was 16 year old at the high school close to my university. Uh oh. I'll still talk to him a bit, but ... wow. I have no intention of committing statutory rape.
Ralphie messaged me Friday night. As usual, transcript in full.
Ralphie: (7:10:23 PM) so i got tested today. negative (i don't see why it would be positive anyway)
Ralphie: (7:10:23 PM) hooray for life
Ralphie signed off at 7:42 PM.
Ralphie is offline
Me: (8:51:07 PM) huzzah!
Ralphie is offline
Ralphie: (11:04:30 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:32 AM] yeah thanks. i'm such a negative person.
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:33 AM] in other news i finally got a dildo set
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:33 AM] finally
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:33 AM] much overdo in my opinion
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:34 AM] 5in, 6.5in, and 8in.
Ralphie: (11:04:31 AM)[Offline IM sent on 02/10/12 at 03:34 AM] so, go me. soon i'll be able to take it like a pro.
Me: (11:05:18 AM) you have a terrible tendency of messaging me while I"m offline.
Me: (11:05:24 AM) but fantastic.
Me: (11:05:49 AM) this is because you've been missing my cock so much, isn't it?
Ralphie signed on at 11:33 PM.
Ralphie: (11:33:38 PM) yeah pretty much
Me: (11:33:51 PM) how odd.
Me: (11:33:59 PM) literally, just this second
Me: (11:34:07 PM) I was thinking "I should call Ralphie"
Me: (11:34:20 PM) the moment I thought that, you messaged me.
Me: (11:34:29 PM) and people say there's no basis for telepathy
Ralphie: (11:34:31 PM) oh my it is fate obviously
Ralphie: (11:34:53 PM) definitely no coincidence
Me: (11:35:08 PM) definitely not. how are you this evening?
Ralphie: (11:35:27 PM) tired.
Ralphie: (11:35:29 PM) it's friday
Ralphie: (11:35:31 PM) so i'm tired
Ralphie: (11:35:32 PM) you?
Me: (11:35:54 PM) same, exhausted.
Me: (11:36:01 PM) I'm sitting downstairs in my chair.
Me: (11:36:08 PM) but I may go upstairs and lie in my bed.
Ralphie: (11:36:51 PM) you have a special chair?
Me: (11:37:14 PM) I have a chair I prefer.
Me: (11:37:27 PM) it is a large blue armchair.
Me: (11:37:34 PM) it reclines.
Me: (11:37:38 PM) it's well padded
Ralphie: (11:37:42 PM) that's such an old man thing to have
Me: (11:37:43 PM) it's a good chair
Me: (11:38:05 PM) well, I am ancient and decrepit
Me: (11:38:33 PM) it's the one downside of being immortal - you're always old.
Ralphie: (11:39:24 PM) even when you're 20?
Me: (11:40:03 PM) especially when I'm 20.
Me: (11:40:19 PM) when I'm 20, my body matches my age.
Ralphie: (11:40:21 PM) oldie-hawn
Me: (11:40:34 PM) soooo
Me: (11:40:46 PM) how goes the dildo experiment?
Ralphie: (11:42:16 PM) it's going
Me: (11:42:48 PM) fantastic.
Me: (11:42:56 PM) need any help?
Ralphie: (11:43:10 PM) no i think the point of this is it's a one-person thing
Me: (11:43:34 PM) I'm sure we could find a way to make it two-person.
Ralphie: (11:43:51 PM) you just want to tease me
Me: (11:44:22 PM) mostly, yes.
Ralphie: (11:44:37 PM) fair enough
Me: (11:44:38 PM) I want to play with your body until you're mewling, begging for my cock.
Ralphie: (11:45:05 PM) that's the point of these things
Me: (11:45:18 PM) when you have that desperate, horny, hungry look for me... that's when life is at its best.
Me: (11:46:01 PM) there's something about the human psyche that desperately desires to be desired.
Me: (11:46:11 PM) and very few things in life satisfy that itch.
Ralphie: (11:46:20 PM) you like it even more than the actual fucking part?
Me: (11:46:46 PM) yes.
Me: (11:47:02 PM) the context of the fucking is more important than the fucking itself.
Ralphie: (11:47:07 PM) why even fuck, then? why not just dildo and tease?
Me: (11:47:58 PM) because it's at its hottest when my dick is in your ass and you're begging for me to fuck you harder
Me: (11:48:26 PM) that's the context that matters so much.
Ralphie: (11:48:41 PM) hmmm
Ralphie: (11:48:43 PM) alright
Ralphie: (11:48:47 PM) gotcha
Me: (11:48:48 PM) the physical sensation itself isn't that critical.
Me: (11:49:11 PM) if it was, jacking off would be my ideal way of getting off, since my hand is far more nimble and limber than any anus.
Ralphie: (11:49:34 PM) hmmm
Ralphie: (11:49:37 PM) true
Ralphie: (11:50:09 PM) this dildo i've got in me certainly doesn't make up for a cock
Me: (11:50:21 PM) oh? it's in you now?
Ralphie signed off at 11:50 PM.
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Ralphie: (11:50:30 PM) yeah just the small one
Me: (11:50:44 PM) that is arousing.
Me: (11:50:54 PM) I was going to say "that's hot"
Me: (11:51:06 PM) but I have no intention of sounding like a valley girl.
Me: (11:51:11 PM) I do have some standards.
Ralphie: (11:51:25 PM) thank you for the consideration
Me: (11:52:03 PM) I do best to be courteous.
Me: (11:52:06 PM) *my best
Me: (11:52:30 PM) the context is one of the reasons I so strongly prefer you.
Me: (11:52:58 PM) there are others who I've fucked who can take my cock better, but none who seem to so desperately want it.
Ralphie: (11:54:18 PM) doubt it. it's such a magnificent cock
Me: (11:54:43 PM) well, yes.
Me: (11:54:54 PM) but you offer it the proper homage.
Ralphie: (11:55:23 PM) i try my best
Ralphie: (11:55:31 PM) i deserves it
Me: (11:56:28 PM) indeed.
Ralphie: (11:56:54 PM) any action for it lately?
Me: (11:57:12 PM) an old fuck buddy a couple weeks ago.
Me: (11:57:37 PM) he wants it, but i've grown to want him less and less.
Me: (11:58:00 PM) there's a 16 year old boy at <local high school> who wants it bad.
Ralphie: (11:58:11 PM) uh oh
Me: (11:58:19 PM) but as that would be statutory rape, I'm disinclined to give it to him
Ralphie: (11:58:25 PM) yeahhh
Ralphie: (11:58:31 PM) try to avoid those felonies
Me: (11:58:41 PM) my thoughts exactly.
Me: (11:59:10 PM) in my defense, when I started talking to him, I was unaware he was 16.
Me: (11:59:37 PM) but, that is not legal defense.
Ralphie: (11:59:38 PM) ohh
Ralphie: (11:59:39 PM) alright
Ralphie: (11:59:51 PM) it's a reasonable defense. at least he told you
Me: (12:00:23 AM) right, well, I wouldn't have done anything with him if he hadn't told me his age.
Me: (12:00:39 AM) I'm careful about such things as age and std status and sanity
Ralphie: (12:01:39 AM) all of those are very important
Me: (12:01:51 AM) indeed.
Me: (12:02:11 AM) I'm weirdly disinclined to pursue boys at school though.
Me: (12:02:29 AM) even though it would make the most sense to do so.
Me: (12:03:13 AM) how about yourself?
Me: (12:03:18 AM) any action lately?
Ralphie: (12:03:41 AM) which school? like, high school, or college?
Me: (12:03:48 AM) college
Ralphie: (12:03:53 AM) hmmm
Ralphie: (12:03:55 AM) why no luck?
Me: (12:04:09 AM) it's not so much no luck as I'm not even looking.
Ralphie: (12:04:18 AM) why no looking?
Me: (12:04:36 AM) most of the gay guys I know on campus I'm not interested in.
Me: (12:04:44 AM) the ones who are hot are drama queens.
Me: (12:05:05 AM) and I have no interest in complicating friend circles just for the sake of hookups.
Me: (12:05:41 AM) there is a girl - a close friend of mine - who I do have a strong sexual interest in on campus.
Ralphie: (12:06:01 AM) ewww
Me: (12:06:01 AM) but she has made it very clear that she sees me as a brother more than anything else.
Ralphie: (12:06:03 AM) ewewewewwww
Me: (12:08:35 AM) anyway though
Me: (12:08:54 AM) I've had very few romantic interests in the past few years.
Me: (12:09:16 AM) if you were here, I would spend a fair bit of time pursuing you.
Ralphie: (12:09:37 AM) but I am in Ohio
Ralphie: (12:09:41 AM) you see
Me: (12:09:55 AM) I am well aware.
Me: (12:10:03 AM) much to my dismay and frustration
Ralphie: (12:10:43 AM) oh well you'll find someone
Ralphie: (12:10:50 AM) life happens
Me: (12:11:03 AM) indeed. I'm not concerned
Me: (12:11:13 AM) I have endless aeons ahead of me.
Ralphie: (12:12:02 AM) that's the spirit
Ralphie: (12:12:25 AM) you'll find yourself a guy who gives your cock the adoration and respect it deserves
Me: (12:13:16 AM) or a girl. but yes, I will in time
Ralphie: (12:13:51 AM) being your slave would be fun
Ralphie: (12:13:54 AM) advertise it
Me: (12:14:42 AM) on recon? surprisingly few guys are age on there.
Me: (12:15:23 AM) a4a isn't really that kinky themed. and besides, if on my a4a profile I had written I was looking for a slave, would you have replied?
Me: (12:15:45 AM) a moot point either way, I have deleted both of those accounts.
Ralphie: (12:16:06 AM) bilboards!
Me: (12:16:31 AM) YES
Me: (12:16:43 AM) with just my cock and nothing else on it
Me: (12:16:50 AM) except text saying "bow to your master"
Ralphie: (12:17:50 AM) if that doesn't work, nothing will
Me: (12:18:25 AM) exactly.
Ralphie: (12:19:03 AM) and slavery doesn't have to be all chains and bondage anyway
Ralphie: (12:19:10 AM) it's more about mentality
Ralphie: (12:19:20 AM) raise awareness about that issue
Me: (12:19:51 AM) very true.
Me: (12:20:12 AM) but the mentality of it is something that's hard to bring up in a vanilla sort of way
Me: (12:20:44 AM) "so, you know how much you like my cock? well, I'd like you to really like it. Just absolutely adore it."
Ralphie: (12:21:00 AM) you can't ask them to do it they have to want to do it
Me: (12:21:56 AM) but often they don't know they want to do it.
Ralphie: (12:22:45 AM) it's something inherent
Me: (12:23:20 AM) it is. inherent, but often unconcious
Ralphie: (12:23:30 AM) i guess so
Ralphie: (12:23:34 AM) i know i like it
Ralphie: (12:23:38 AM) i'm not sure if i knew i liked it
Me: (12:24:03 AM) I don't think you knew how much you liked it
Ralphie: (12:24:21 AM) that's it
Ralphie: (12:25:21 AM) fantasies often involve it
Me: (12:25:45 AM) my cock? or you worshipping my cock?
Ralphie: (12:26:15 AM) well if i'm worshipping your cock, typically your cock is there
Me: (12:26:51 AM) well, you are part catholic...
Me: (12:27:06 AM) it could be worshipped in the whole ephemeral, holy ghost sort of way
Me: (12:27:27 AM) worshipping the idea of it more than the actual cock itself
Ralphie: (12:29:12 AM) yeah but your cock isn't fake like religion
Me: (12:29:46 AM) religion is very real, sadly. it's what they worship that isn't.
Ralphie: (12:29:52 AM) w/e
Me: (12:30:20 AM) as compared to the religion of worshipping my cock, which isn't real, even though my cock is.
Ralphie: (12:30:51 AM) W/E
Me: (12:31:33 AM) I like how 90% of our conversations end up being about my cock.
Ralphie: (12:32:49 AM) it's relevant
Me: (12:33:08 AM) it is. it's the biggest thing between us
Me: (12:33:18 AM) ba-duh tish
Ralphie: (12:33:42 AM) thanks.
Me: (12:34:02 AM) I thought it was clever.
Me: (12:34:11 AM) so, what I should see while I'm in europe?
Ralphie: (12:34:32 AM) idk they have sex dungeons there right?
Me: (12:34:45 AM) so I'm told, yes.
Me: (12:35:08 AM) I was going more for the "what fantastic pieces of architecture should I see?'
Me: (12:35:37 AM) I'm thinking about finding an excuse to swing by Barcelona and see the Sagrada Familia, or whatever it's called
Ralphie: (12:35:58 AM) depends on what architecture
Ralphie: (12:36:00 AM) paris, duh
Ralphie: (12:36:05 AM) my favorite is in london
Ralphie: (12:36:22 AM) and rotterdam
Ralphie: (12:36:24 AM) the hague
Ralphie: (12:36:39 AM) the netherlands is at the cutting edge of architecture
Ralphie: (12:36:49 AM) only chicago matches them
Ralphie: (12:37:06 AM) chicago is only there because of the sheer number of architects in chicago
Me: (12:37:06 AM) I'll be in Chicago over spring break
Ralphie: (12:37:15 AM) chicago's built stuff is amazing too
Ralphie: (12:37:30 AM) but everything in the world which is relevant was designed in chicago
Me: (12:39:04 AM) any particular buildings in chicago worth seeing?
Ralphie: (12:39:58 AM) john hancock is the best thing ever
Ralphie: (12:40:00 AM) i want to marry it
Ralphie: (12:40:04 AM) love the 'cock
Me: (12:40:32 AM) well, I think we already knew that
Ralphie: (12:41:14 AM) ha
Ralphie: (12:41:25 AM) it's just so awesome
Me: (12:41:44 AM) I'm looking at it on wikipedia.
Me: (12:41:55 AM) I'm... not terribly impressed.
Ralphie: (12:42:08 AM) but but but
Ralphie: (12:42:10 AM) it's so
Me: (12:42:12 AM) it looks like a giant monolith of black steel
Ralphie: (12:42:15 AM) perfect in proportion
Ralphie: (12:42:20 AM) but look at the date
Ralphie: (12:42:29 AM) that's so important
Me: (12:42:36 AM) 1968
Me: (12:42:38 AM) yes
Ralphie: (12:42:40 AM) exactly
Ralphie: (12:42:48 AM) it stood out so much
Ralphie: (12:42:58 AM) all the other ones were ornate or had so much decoration
Ralphie: (12:43:03 AM) this one had the exposed trusses
Ralphie: (12:43:06 AM) oh man
Me: (12:43:19 AM) ... what about the USX tower?
Ralphie: (12:43:29 AM) wrong proportions
Ralphie: (12:43:36 AM) visually uninteresting
Ralphie: (12:43:43 AM) small windows, too
Me: (12:44:20 AM) okay, see I struggle to notice the differences between the 'cock and the USX
Ralphie: (12:45:05 AM) USX was an advertisement
Ralphie: (12:45:14 AM) "see? our steel is okay when it rusts"
Ralphie: (12:45:26 AM) but most the proportion is something one doesn't notice
Ralphie: (12:45:31 AM) but it turns you off
Me: (12:46:40 AM) I see.
Ralphie: (12:46:44 AM) well if that's no doing anything then aqua is cool
Ralphie: (12:46:49 AM) everyone loves aqua
Me: (12:46:57 AM) aqua?
Ralphie: (12:47:16 AM) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_(skyscraper)
Me: (12:47:17 AM) oh that
Me: (12:47:21 AM) I've see it.
Ralphie: (12:47:25 AM) it's cool
Ralphie: (12:47:35 AM) but i still love hancock
Me: (12:47:42 AM) I like PPG
Ralphie: (12:47:48 AM) duh
Ralphie: (12:47:50 AM) it's amazing
Me: (12:50:02 AM) I want a castle with the bottom half stone
Me: (12:50:06 AM) and the top half glass
Me: (12:50:17 AM) like PPG glass.
Me: (12:50:53 AM) and I want the outside to be neo-gothic, but the inside to be filled with programmable matter
Me: (12:51:10 AM) that constantly changes it's structure and the objects inside it.
Ralphie: (12:51:20 AM) hmmm
Me: (12:51:21 AM) then I want to live in it and go stark raving mad
Ralphie: (12:51:23 AM) buy ppg place
Ralphie: (12:51:29 AM) then invent the inside stuff
Me: (12:52:01 AM) already worked on inventing the inside stuff
Me: (12:52:04 AM) back in high school
Me: (12:52:07 AM) didn't get far
Ralphie: (12:52:25 AM) well then just get a bunch of ipads
Ralphie: (12:52:27 AM) close enough
Ralphie: (12:52:34 AM) hi-tech sex dungeon
Me: (12:54:11 AM) it doubles as that.
Ralphie: (12:55:12 AM) good.
Ralphie: (12:55:33 AM) i'd need a place to visit
Me: (12:56:09 AM) a high tech sex dungeon to visit?
Me: (12:56:34 AM) or disturbingly innovative architectural masterpiece to visit?
Ralphie: (1:00:12 AM) yeah sure that's it
Me: (1:00:34 AM) I knew it. I must be a genius
Ralphie: (1:01:48 AM) also might be the dildo in me w/e
Me: (1:02:25 AM) you a tad horny mayhaps?
Ralphie: (1:02:29 AM) slightly
Me: (1:02:36 AM) well, right now, I'm naked in bed.
Ralphie: (1:02:51 AM) helping.
Me: (1:03:30 AM) it wouldn't take much at this point to get me hard
Ralphie: (1:04:36 AM) what about a slave?
Me: (1:05:14 AM) that would do it
Me: (1:05:21 AM) a slave in my bed would be even better
Me: (1:05:37 AM) but, I'd settle for you on skype
Ralphie: (1:06:01 AM) i no has camera!
Ralphie: (1:06:04 AM) you remember that gosh
Ralphie: (1:06:11 AM) from when i watched you shower
Me: (1:06:42 AM) I thought you might have gotten a new one by now.
Ralphie: (1:06:58 AM) nope. i'm not putting a dime into this computer
Ralphie: (1:07:04 AM) i'm buying a new one around graduation
Me: (1:07:43 AM) fantastic.
Me: (1:07:54 AM) well, I'm hard now though.
Me: (1:08:04 AM) so tell me, mr Ralphie
Me: (1:08:17 AM) what circumstances led you to having a dildo in your ass tonight
Ralphie: (1:08:49 AM) i was frustrated with my lack of taking your cock
Me: (1:09:14 AM) go
Me: (1:09:16 AM) on
Ralphie: (1:09:43 AM) i'd like to actually be able to take a cock like i can in my fantasies
Me: (1:10:38 AM) I meant more of the sort "well, I got home and was horny tonight, so I stripped off my clothes and plowed my ass doggy style while talking to you:
Me: (1:10:39 AM) "
Ralphie: (1:11:12 AM) ha
Ralphie: (1:11:17 AM) i'm sitting down
Ralphie: (1:11:24 AM) i just sat on it
Ralphie: (1:11:43 AM) i've been used to it for a while now i think i'll move up to the bigger one
Me: (1:12:00 AM) wooo!
Me: (1:12:22 AM) the middle one now?
Ralphie: (1:14:25 AM) yep now
Ralphie: (1:14:32 AM) taking a bit to get used to
Ralphie: (1:14:47 AM) but it's all in
Me: (1:15:08 AM) I'm hard as a rock now
Ralphie: (1:15:38 AM) careful these aren't as thick as your cock
Me: (1:19:43 AM) few are.
Me: (1:19:50 AM) even the biggest? how does it compare?
Ralphie: (1:20:25 AM) it's 8 inches, but not as thick
Me: (1:21:33 AM) well, it's a good start.
Me: (1:21:46 AM) once you're able to take it well, you'll be fine with me
Me: (1:22:34 AM) I could fuck your face while plowing your ass with the dildo to loosen you up
Ralphie: (1:23:04 AM) well that's just standard procedure
Me: (1:26:05 AM) it's goddamn impossible to type while jacking off
Ralphie: (1:26:50 AM) ha
Ralphie: (1:27:00 AM) well the stop jacking, jack
Ralphie: (1:27:02 AM) gosh
Me: (1:27:20 AM) I did. I came and then I typed that
Ralphie: (1:27:30 AM) oh okay then
Me: (1:27:49 AM) it's dripping down my chest and stomach now
Ralphie: (1:28:28 AM) i still have to get off at some point i suppose
Me: (1:28:43 AM) probably
Me: (1:28:49 AM) and I have to sleep at some point
Me: (1:29:11 AM) I suggest coming while the dildo is in your ass
Me: (1:29:20 AM) alternatively, I suggest not jacking off at all
Me: (1:29:33 AM) and to keep fucking your ass with the dildo
Me: (1:29:42 AM) until you cum from prostate stimulation alone.
Ralphie: (1:31:13 AM) hmmm
Ralphie: (1:31:21 AM) well the dildo will obviously be in there
Ralphie: (1:31:22 AM) duhhhh
Me: (1:33:48 AM) obviously of course.
Me: (1:34:33 AM) do you know there's an entire fetish based around the idea of the bottom not being allowed to cum from penile stimulation?
Me: (1:34:40 AM) it's a sub-genre of the whole master/slave thing
Me: (1:35:26 AM) the idea is the slave exists for the master's pleasure (or whatever equally likely rationalization) and so should only cum from being fucked by the master.
Me: (1:35:52 AM) so, in this sub genre, slaves aren't allowed to jack off or sometimes even touch their dicks
Me: (1:36:02 AM) they even sell chastity devices.
Ralphie: (1:36:15 AM) didn't we discuss this at some point?
Ralphie: (1:36:18 AM) i love the idea of it
Ralphie: (1:36:23 AM) just not the chastity device though
Me: (1:36:27 AM) we probably did.
Ralphie: (1:36:32 AM) it sounds hot
Me: (1:36:37 AM) it does sound hot.
Me: (1:36:54 AM) imagine how wonderfully horny and submissive you would be after not jacking off for a few days
Ralphie: (1:37:32 AM) if you were feeling nice you'd perhaps reach around a bit
Me: (1:38:05 AM) just enough to keep you on edge
Me: (1:38:10 AM) not enough to let you cum
Ralphie: (1:38:37 AM)
Ralphie: (1:39:15 AM) i'd consider myself lucky for being edged
Me: (1:40:05 AM) as you should
Me: (1:40:21 AM) there was a great erotic story I read when I was a teenager
Me: (1:40:32 AM) I don't know if I told you about this before
Me: (1:40:52 AM) but it just absolutely captured how a master/slave relationship should work
Ralphie: (1:42:25 AM) care to share?
Me: (1:43:47 AM) I must warn you
Me: (1:43:54 AM) it is 1) a fanfic
Me: (1:43:59 AM) and 2) plot heavy
Me: (1:44:04 AM) but it's also really hot.
Me: (1:44:08 AM) here it is: http://1x2x1.org/fiction/akuma/enslaving_heero01.htm
Me: (1:44:23 AM) I'm going to go to sleep now. enjoy reading this. it's long.
Ralphie: (1:44:38 AM) oh alright jack
Ralphie: (1:44:49 AM) sigh
Me: (1:44:52 AM) as always, it's a pleasure talking to you
Me: (1:44:54 AM) why sigh?
Me: (1:45:06 AM) sigh - gurl look at that body
Ralphie: (1:45:56 AM) i think doing the master/slave thing for a weekend would be hot
Me: (1:46:15 AM) it totally would
Me: (1:46:22 AM) come over one weekend. we'll do it.
Ralphie: (1:46:28 AM) THAT'S THE PROBLEM
Me: (1:46:43 AM) how's that a problem?
Ralphie: (1:47:04 AM) i have no time for it
Me: (1:47:29 AM) eh.
Me: (1:47:47 AM) sometime in the next three monts
Me: (1:47:55 AM) you'll have two days free
Ralphie: (1:48:26 AM) you could fuck me whenever you wanted. use me however you wanted.
Ralphie: (1:48:31 AM) sounds hot
Me: (1:49:19 AM) It would be pretty much two days of me fucking you nonstop
Ralphie: (1:49:51 AM) maybe you'd let me cum at some point
Me: (1:50:46 AM) maybbbbbeeee
Me: (1:50:51 AM) if you were really really good
Me: (1:50:55 AM) and had earned it
Ralphie: (1:51:05 AM) how would i earn it?
Me: (1:52:03 AM) by pleasing me. by doing what I want when I want it
Me: (1:52:07 AM) by being a good slave
Me: (1:52:10 AM) read the story.
Ralphie: (1:52:29 AM) hmmm alright. anything specific i should take from it?
Me: (1:53:18 AM) no.
Me: (1:53:28 AM) you'll find it hot.
Me: (1:53:43 AM) and it has all the subtlety of a punch to the face
Ralphie: (1:54:01 AM) okay good i was reading it and wondering when the sex will start
Me: (1:54:35 AM) page 2
Ralphie: (1:54:42 AM) good.
Ralphie: (1:54:58 AM) it'll be more (sigh) imaginary practice
Me: (1:55:14 AM) true.
Me: (1:55:20 AM) but hot practice nonetheless
Me: (1:55:58 AM) but seriously. sleep.
Me: (1:56:01 AM) I need it.
Me: (1:56:05 AM) good night.
Ralphie: (1:56:16 AM) alright good night jack sir
Me: (1:56:33 AM) sleep well ralphie boy
Me: (1:56:36 AM) and dream of my cock
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Ralphie: (4:35:57 PM)[Offline IM sent on 02/11/12 at 02:17 AM] oh damn i am so going to sleep with a buttplug in me which you could take out ay anytime then i'd be ready to be fucked any time.
The story that is referenced there is Enslaving Heero. Reading it, you may notice some stylistic similarities between it and Liam's Mistake. That's not a coincidence, I consider it to be among the better, if not the best, erotic master/slave story I've ever read, and have thus intentionally imitated it on occasion.
On Saturday, I went to a party at a Professor's house. Karla went with me (she and I work in the same lab, and the PI of that lab was the professor hosting the party). After 4 hours of Smash Bros and Trivial Pursuit, we took what pizza and soda remained and left.
Later that evening, I took the pizza with me to the party at the rugby house. It was a mixer, so there were plenty of fine young women there. Specifically, one named Laura (not her real name, of course), I spent the entire evening talking to. She gave me her number, we texted a bit on Sunday. I have a lunch date with her on Tuesday.
One of my roommates pointed out that if I start sleeping with Laura, it might make Karla jealous and then Karla might try to sleep with me, at which point I could get away with fucking them both. I countered that could easily destroy my relationship with both fine young ladies. My roommate countered that as they are both Seniors and I leave for Europe anyway next semester, there is no consequence at all to my destroying my relationships with either or both of them since I will never see them again.
My roommate is a Machiavellian psychopath, but he has a point. Still, if I just wanted sex, I could call Max and he'd be over in a heartbeat. I want... I don't know what I want. But I don't want just sex. I want someone to talk with, hang out with, wake up next to... I want a relationship. It's been three years since I dated someone. I would date Ralphie if he was here. He's not. I would date Karla if she was interested. She's not. Laura seems interested. She's here. She's funny, interesting, and cute (or seems to be so far). I'll give it a shot.
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Super Bowl Sunday
I'm a Steelers fan. Today is not a good day for me.
That said, I hate the Patriots. Go Giants!
That said, I hate the Patriots. Go Giants!
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Drama of Daily Life
Well, the Black Dog I mentioned in the last post is back. Only thing to do is fight through it.
But while I'm doing that, I might as well catch you up on who I'm pining for.
Number 1: Ralphie. He and I talked for three/four hours Monday night. We talked about the usual: his grad school plans, my grad school plans, upcoming vacations, how much he wants my cock, how much I want him in my bed, etc, etc. If he lived in this city, we would be dating. And I wouldn't have anything to write about on this blog.
Number 2: Karla. OMG! A girl! I've mentioned her before on this a few times (I should probably go through and tag her). She's the girl who I've been working with the past 7 months, who I go to school with, and who studies with me. She's also hot, kinky, and bisexual. And she thinks of me as a little brother. And she's in love with another bisexual chick who's a med student (who is a very nice young lady. She's fed me gingerbread laced with weed before. It was excellent), who doesn't love her back. So, that's a nice little love triangle. She also keeps trying to set me up with this friend of hers who thinks I'm "cute." He's not my type.
So, the plan is: hit on Karla. Try to date her, or at least sleep with her, before she graduates and moves out of my life forever. Keep talking with Ralphie. He and I may never live in the same city again, but on the off chance we do, I want him.
But while I'm doing that, I might as well catch you up on who I'm pining for.
Number 1: Ralphie. He and I talked for three/four hours Monday night. We talked about the usual: his grad school plans, my grad school plans, upcoming vacations, how much he wants my cock, how much I want him in my bed, etc, etc. If he lived in this city, we would be dating. And I wouldn't have anything to write about on this blog.
Number 2: Karla. OMG! A girl! I've mentioned her before on this a few times (I should probably go through and tag her). She's the girl who I've been working with the past 7 months, who I go to school with, and who studies with me. She's also hot, kinky, and bisexual. And she thinks of me as a little brother. And she's in love with another bisexual chick who's a med student (who is a very nice young lady. She's fed me gingerbread laced with weed before. It was excellent), who doesn't love her back. So, that's a nice little love triangle. She also keeps trying to set me up with this friend of hers who thinks I'm "cute." He's not my type.
So, the plan is: hit on Karla. Try to date her, or at least sleep with her, before she graduates and moves out of my life forever. Keep talking with Ralphie. He and I may never live in the same city again, but on the off chance we do, I want him.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Mental Illness
The only mentions of sex in this post are entirely tangential. If you're looking to beat off, skip this post.
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Well, shit.
Three days.
That's how long I lasted before I lost self-control.
I took off my cage about an hour ago, and spent the next forty minutes edging myself. When I came, three days of pent up cum blasted out in shot after shot. I covered my chest in what was at least a cup of semen.
Seriously, I have never seen a larger load than the load I just shot, and I generally shoot large loads. It was an absolute flood. The orgasm itself was rather good, but it seems to have only whetted my appetite. I'll probably jack off a few more times in the next day or so.
Chastity is not for me. At least, not for me as a bottom. I'd love to use it on some future slave as a control device, or perhaps use a chastity device for a couple days to build up my own horniness, as I just did, but to deny myself orgasms for more than a few days on end is just not going to happen.
That said, I am going to limit my sexual encounters this semester and concentrate on my schoolwork. Maybe I'll put the CB back on in a few days. But it's unlikely. My brief desire to be submissive and bottom was just that - a brief desire. To be submissive now, even for Joe, would feel extraordinarily weird. To be anything except aggressive and in control would feel entirely alien.
For those of you who were hoping to see this progress further, my apologies. It apparently takes more than a plastic cage and a promise to myself to change from a dom to a sub, a top to a bottom.
That's how long I lasted before I lost self-control.
I took off my cage about an hour ago, and spent the next forty minutes edging myself. When I came, three days of pent up cum blasted out in shot after shot. I covered my chest in what was at least a cup of semen.
Seriously, I have never seen a larger load than the load I just shot, and I generally shoot large loads. It was an absolute flood. The orgasm itself was rather good, but it seems to have only whetted my appetite. I'll probably jack off a few more times in the next day or so.
Chastity is not for me. At least, not for me as a bottom. I'd love to use it on some future slave as a control device, or perhaps use a chastity device for a couple days to build up my own horniness, as I just did, but to deny myself orgasms for more than a few days on end is just not going to happen.
That said, I am going to limit my sexual encounters this semester and concentrate on my schoolwork. Maybe I'll put the CB back on in a few days. But it's unlikely. My brief desire to be submissive and bottom was just that - a brief desire. To be submissive now, even for Joe, would feel extraordinarily weird. To be anything except aggressive and in control would feel entirely alien.
For those of you who were hoping to see this progress further, my apologies. It apparently takes more than a plastic cage and a promise to myself to change from a dom to a sub, a top to a bottom.
Friday, January 20, 2012
New Regime: Days 2 and 3
Last night was hell. I woke up this morning painfully hard, my trapped cock straining at its cage.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Regime Change
For those of you who don't read this blog (welcome, by the way), I'm a 20 year old college student. I'm a decently large guy, 6'1", 180 lbs, a good bit of that weight is in muscle due to my playing college rugby. I'm bi, and I'm usually a dom top, occasionally I'm versatile. I have before been a bondage sub and a bottom, but in general that's not me. I sleep around a lot. I jack off maybe twice a day, sometimes more, almost always at least once.
A month ago, on Dec 22, I had surgery. I had an inguinal hernia on my right side which was repaired, and a hydrocele on my left side that was repaired. Those surgeries resulted in a five inch incision near my groin and a smaller incision on my scrotum. Not fun.
As a result of those surgeries, and the events of December, I did not have sex from November until Tuesday, January 17, two days ago. During this period of reflection, I decided a couple things:
I don't care about my grades enough.
I have sex more recklessly and more frequently than I should.
For these reasons, and because I've always enjoyed chastity play (as either a top or a bottom), I dug out the CB6000 I was given by Joe last year and put it on yesterday morning. Then I made some new rules.
A month ago, on Dec 22, I had surgery. I had an inguinal hernia on my right side which was repaired, and a hydrocele on my left side that was repaired. Those surgeries resulted in a five inch incision near my groin and a smaller incision on my scrotum. Not fun.
As a result of those surgeries, and the events of December, I did not have sex from November until Tuesday, January 17, two days ago. During this period of reflection, I decided a couple things:
I don't care about my grades enough.
I have sex more recklessly and more frequently than I should.
For these reasons, and because I've always enjoyed chastity play (as either a top or a bottom), I dug out the CB6000 I was given by Joe last year and put it on yesterday morning. Then I made some new rules.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
I can't do this
I've been trying to write more Liam's Mistake. I have the rest of the story outlined and a few more chapters written, with the sole exception of the sex scenes. However, there are a couple problems.
One, I've lost my muse. There is an actual Liam, who the story is written for, and who muses for the sex scenes. I haven't heard from him in a few months, which makes writing sex scenes involving him surprisingly difficult.
Two, I reread Liam's Mistake recently. The whole damn thing. And the thought that came to my mind is: huh, I've read some sex stories that are far superior to this, and one in particular that is outstandingly superior to this. I've been thinking about posting it on this blog for others to enjoy as well, but have refrained from doing so until I get permission form the author. Permission that does not seem to be forthcoming, because it seems like every email address she ever had no longer goes anywhere.
And yes, she. The greatest gay bondage story I've ever read is written by a woman, presumably straight.
One, I've lost my muse. There is an actual Liam, who the story is written for, and who muses for the sex scenes. I haven't heard from him in a few months, which makes writing sex scenes involving him surprisingly difficult.
Two, I reread Liam's Mistake recently. The whole damn thing. And the thought that came to my mind is: huh, I've read some sex stories that are far superior to this, and one in particular that is outstandingly superior to this. I've been thinking about posting it on this blog for others to enjoy as well, but have refrained from doing so until I get permission form the author. Permission that does not seem to be forthcoming, because it seems like every email address she ever had no longer goes anywhere.
And yes, she. The greatest gay bondage story I've ever read is written by a woman, presumably straight.
Monday, January 2, 2012
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