Perils of Penis Measurement (Aka more than you ever wanted to know about my penis)

Guys are obsessed by their size, especially in comparison to others. Or at least it seems that way in the gay community.  You can stop any gay man on the street and ask how big his penis is, and he'll tell you down to the inch.

Unfortunately, it appears that everyone really sucks at measuring.

It's called a tape measure. Use it.

Sora Aoi

Yes, I know, this is primarily a gay blog. And yes, I know, this picture is of a female.

It is? What gave it away?

But first, no one reads this blog anyways, so fuck you.  Second, I have an asian fetish. Third, holy fuck, she's hot. Those boobs are probably fake, but she has a fantastic rack all the same. Seriously, despite their massive size, they're nice and perky. Absolutely perfect.

Anyways, her name is Sora Aoi (Japanese for "Blue Sky"), and this post is just going to be a bunch of pictures of her (with links), mostly because I don't want to google search her every single time I want to jack off to her body.

If this is your type, please follow the jump. And if you're like some gays I know (ahem Nate ahem) and are disgusted by lady parts, go read another post instead.

Body Image

I'm in damn good shape.

I'm 19, 180 lbs (it varies between 177 and 183 lbs), 6'1.  I play rugby, I swim 50 laps in the morning a couple times a week, I run 5 miles in 40 minutes other mornings, I don't look half bad with my shirt off.

But: I don't keep track of what I eat, I don't know how much body fat I have, I don't have a distinctive six pack. I look absolutely nothing like Marky Mark.

Mark Wahlberg used to be a male model. What the hell.

I'm fine with that. I have a healthy body image, but damnit, I want more.

Deep Throating

Before I say anything about sucking dick, I'd like to thank the wonderful university I attend.  The excellent internet connection provided here lets me rip massive porn videos off the internet in seconds.  And that, my friends, is why we live in the future, where hot naked twinks riding dildos can be displayed on our laps in record time.

That said, blogger is being a bitch and won't let me upload the video. No, it's not that I don't know how to use blogger. Stop looking at me like that. I'm not incompetent, just technically challenged.  I'll just show you screencaps instead and you can pretend you're me.  You know you do already.

Anyways, to here my thoughts on deep throating,  and far more importantly, to see more of this boy:

Follow the jump.

Hooking Up Frustrations

The single most frustrating thing about random hooking up is that it relies on The Shotgun Theory to work.  Shotgunning is the art of hitting on as many people as possible until one of them hooks up with you.  The downside to this is the absurd amount of rejection you will encounter, or, since this blog is about me, that I encounter on a regular basis.

Take, for example, this past winter break. Darryl is a close friend of one my good friends.  He is also fabulously gay and I find him to be fantastically hot.

This is not Darryl, but he's similar enough for our purposes:

For more of this story and for more images of hot naked boys, please continue after the jump.

First Time

At 5:00 AM on Friday, December 4, 2009, I sat down at my computer, shaking a bit.
And I began typing:
"Alex just left my room.
Well, most of him did. His cum is still on my chest..."

But before I relate all of the fun adventures that happened that night, I feel some background is necessary.

First off, I didn't want to use any actual pictures of Alex, so I just grabbed some of a porn star who looks kinda like him. Alex looks like this guy, but hotter:

To see more of him and to continue to sample my scintillating writing skills, follow the jump.

New Plan

Originally, I intended this blog to be a chronological chronicling of my sexual adventures.

Then I remembered that A) I suck at writing, and B) that in the process of trying to write about my relationship with the girl I refer to as "Mei" on here, I realized that most of it was too personal to share.

So, in that regard, I propose that this blog be used for the following:
-The occasional story of a sexual adventure that I've had
-Random pieces of fiction that I may write from time to time
-Distribution of gay porn - wooot!

So to give you a taste of the re-dedication of this blog, please enjoy this boy.

More of him after the jump.