The single most frustrating thing about random hooking up is that it relies on The Shotgun Theory to work. Shotgunning is the art of hitting on as many people as possible until one of them hooks up with you. The downside to this is the absurd amount of rejection you will encounter, or, since this blog is about me, that I encounter on a regular basis.
Take, for example, this past winter break. Darryl is a close friend of one my good friends. He is also fabulously gay and I find him to be fantastically hot.
This is not Darryl, but he's similar enough for our purposes:
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